My hoop would be a blue, green and silver LED hoop that is 1/2" and would change it's weight according to how tired my muscles are and what the wind is like that day. It would collapse to the size of a makeup compact by pushing a button and fold back out by pushing it again. It could be charged by its built in solar panels or by being plugged in. It would have a tape job of blue, green and silver glitter that would shine so bright in the daylight that you would think it was glowing and when spinning it would speckle its never-ending supply of happiness glitter into the air like bubbles that float around on their own journey. And if one of these happiness glitters falls on your face you are guaranteed to have the most wonderful day. The tape job would not hinder the ability for LED light to pour through the hoop at night. Besides being a regular LED hoop at night, the light paths made by my hoop would radiate outwards, like ripples on a pond, to encase the crowd in a gentler, club like strobe, sending everyone into a world of love and fun. My hoop would also shoot silver sparks out of double-miniature spokes on it, on command by thought, that would fly into the air and rain down as silver streamer confetti.
...And if it could cook for me, that would be cool too :)
Oh yeah, also, inside of my hoop would be a survival kit for those just in case times that would include: a flotation device, a swiss army knife, a survival bracelet, a grappling hook, a candy bar (that will never melt), some matches, and... I think that's it :)
Don't forget the Arnica Gel! Everytime you start learning new tricks with it, the hoop senses that you're going to bruise, so immediatelly squirts out a tiny bit of arnica gel on the area you're hooping with. :P
I like all the happy thoughts this puts into my head and the warm feeling I have right now.
This line pretty much sums it all up......"when spinning it would speckle its never-ending supply of happiness glitter into the air like bubbles that float around on their own journey. And if one of these happiness glitters falls on your face you are guaranteed to have the most wonderful day."
I think built in solar panels would be pretty sweet. Even an exterior solar panel made especially for charging hoops. Maybe a portable battery backed up with renewable energy to charge the hoop at any given time.
Hoops with faux fur would be cool. Has this been done?
A compartment for a one hitter?
A vibrating hoop. lol...